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Disconnected

I spend a lot of time at my computer, or at my laptop or whatever. I finally decided that for one day a week, it is staying off. I might even add no TV to that day, to see just how relaxing I can get it. Day one of my disconnection was wonderful. I didn’t answer the first e-mail, or see all those silly forwards my family likes to flood my inbox with. For one day I just didn’t worry about it.

Kaitlin

Get silly

How about some silly Santa jokes? Merry Christmas everyone.

 

Alisha

 

 

 

 

Santa Claus Jokes

What language does Santa Claus speak?
North Polish.

Where does Santa Claus go swimming?
The North Pool.

What kind of motorcycle would Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson.

What is Santa Claus’ favorite cereal?
Frosted Flakes.

What do you call Santa when he goes to the beach?
Sandy Claus.

How do Santa and Mrs. Claus travel?
On an icicle built for two.

What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a rest from delivering presents?
Santa Pause!

Why will Santa go down your chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it soots him.

If Santa and Mrs. Claus had a baby, what would he be?
A subordinate Claus.

What would Santa’s grandfather be called?
Grandfather Claus.

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic!

Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can ho, ho, ho.

How many chimneys does Santa go down?
Stacks.

When Santa has a barn dance, what does he call it?
A Ho, Ho, Ho Down

 

 

 

Sounds of a Fetish

 

   I used to love to hear the clicks of high heel shoes in a nearly silent room. I guess I still do, I just don’t hear it as often. One caller I talk to tells me of how he used to listen to the sound of his girlfriend’s shoes more often than the sounds of her moaning in bed. It’s funny the sounds she didn’t think were sexy were the ones that drive him mad with lust.

 

Kaitlin

 

lust in the library

A library is an unlikely place to meet a man; I managed to do it though.  I caught him looking, I often catch them looking. I didn’t call him out on it, but I did follow his gaze. We flirted without speaking, completely using body language to express the mutual desire. I gave him my number before taking off. I will have to visit the library during the weekend more often.

 

Marlene

 

parties

  There are advantages to having a party at your own house. You’re already home, and feel comfortable being in your own space. When you get quite tipsy you know where everything is. There are down sides too. So I think the best option is being a party at a close friend’s house. That way you are almost at home, without having the pre party stress of setting up. Lot of that going on this time of year though. Of course most of those are of the family sort, and a whole other type of prep is required.

 

Alisha

 

calls you don’t want

  I had this date for Friday night. So I had rushed home, gotten showered and ready. I felt like I was running late already. I slipped my heels on and was rushing to the door. Just as I was about o turn the knob the phone rings. My landline rarely rings these days; my friends and family all call my cell phone. I hurried back over to the phone. Ugh all of that rush and it was a sales call. Don’t you hate those? I don’t get many, and it threw me off. Shortly after hanging up I was out the door,

 

Kaitlin

 

Playing with Three

 

       Three is a good number. Just think about it. Six hands and three sets of lips. With three you have three asses, and six thighs. All wrapped up and intertwined sometimes. Three tongues to lick and taste. There are many possibilities when you have three together. I don’t mind sharing so let’s have a phonesex threesome.

 

Jessie

 

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